Just in time for Christmas--for only the cost of shipping and handling*, you can make your Christmas bright. These two can destroy your Christmas tree, help you bake cookies, eat your rug, or any number of other fun holiday activities. We are prepared to ship to Utah, Nevada, Hawaii or Morocco. Order now!*S&H costs also include round trip airfare for two child wranglers. We are unable to provide ground shipping at this time.
3 comments:
Oh, it is SO tempting!!! What a cruel offer...Perhaps we'll just have to come up there soon--hint, hint--and pick them up at the shop.
Yeah! I know a hotel that only costs five dollars a night!! I actually stayed in one that cost three dollars a night! My house is free, and WAY better than those hotels. Do they give the child wranglers whips?
So cute. But where would I put them?
P.S. I'm afraid your Christmas present is being sent TB express. I didn't make it to the mailbox in time. Plus I don't have your address. Hmmm.
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